[Background story: I'm not really interested in football, so the only player I know is Tom Brady. That's only because I think he's pretty good looking, not to mention he's dating my favorite Brazilian model Gisele Bundchen (my girl crush). Anyway, apparently he's been injured and won't be playing for the rest of the season.]
I had this conversation with Brad the other day:
Brad: Are you sad that Tom Brady won't be playing this season because of his injury?
Me: What? No. He's still good looking on the bench.
I don't need him to be playing to look at him. In fact, now I can see him better because he won't be wearing a helmet. Watch out, Tommy. Reowr!
Totally unrelated: I was trying to get to my blog, but apparently I did not type in the address correctly (which took me a while to realize). Next thing I know I'm at a site that claims to be able to prove that the bible is true. 6,000 pages about 4,000 topics! OMG, literally! I was scared half to death! It was like, "Okay, guys. Who told blogger I'm a non-believer?" Turns out I just had a dyslexic moment; I was trying to go to leileil.blogpsot.com. What a tard.
Dyslexics of the world untie!