This morning I found Olly sleeping in Brad's office chair (he's so cute I could eat him). Naturally, I took a shitty picture on my phone and sent it to the Bard. Then, this conversation ensued:
Me: I think Olly misses the smell of your butt.
Bard: My butt smell can be pretty memorable.
Me: Yeah, you're tellin' me!
Bard: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha [Note: I didn't add any extra ha's to make myself seem funnier.]