Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Read Now if you want a stock that will more than double by Christmas.

Hello, leileil.blog!

Appswarm needs your attention. This is the only stock you need to buy today.
Keep on reading to find out why..

Appswarm (ticker: SWRM) is a mobile games developer that has built some of
the most popular games on the planet.

The games have been downloaded more than 100 million times and the company is
planning to launch 5 new titles in January 2017 (next month).

SWRM is extremely undervalued and there are serious rumors circulating that the maker of
Candy Crush (King, a multi billion dollar company) is about to buy it out for $1.17 per share before Christmas.

At this moment SWRM is trading at just pennies but a buy out from King will automatically
send it to over $1 in a matter of minutes.

This is your chance to buy a stock just days before a major acquisition and stand to
gain more than 1,500% just days before Christmas.

Tuesday, December 06, 2016


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It is Drew from the delivery service. Recently, you've made the order in our store.
Sending you the receipt and full report in the attached file.

Please inform me if you notice a mistake.

Best Regards,
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Delivery Service

Wednesday, November 30, 2016


Dear Client! We have to inform you that payments for contractors' services were insufficient.
Thus, we are sending the report and the amount details in the attachment.


Dear leileil.blog, our accountant informed me that in the bill you processed, the invalid account number had been specified.

Please be guided by instructions in the attachment to fix it up.

Friday, January 29, 2010

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Make sure you check out my blog where I talk about losing 40% of myself and try  not to be a lard ass anymore.



Friday, August 07, 2009

Lunching Dangerously

Today for lunch I shall be having a prison potato.

Let me explain: the nonprofit agency where I work has established working relationships with many members and other organizations in the community. Also, we take donations of just about anything - money, appliances, clothes, food - you name it, it's probably been through here before.

The other day a local prison (one of the many located in this area) donated 83 (yes, we have to count every single item that comes in) baked potatoes, which were still warm, two vats of butter, sour cream, and a bag of shredded cheese the size of a throw pillow.

Just in case I don't make it out of lunch alive, you'll know what I've been eating. Hopefully, there won't be a file, razor, or shank in my lunch. We shall see. Wish me luck!

Wednesday, March 25, 2009


I cannot wait to be able to read for fun all the time. For now, my fun reading is interrupted by school (boo), but graduation is in six weeks, so there is a light at the end of the tunnel! If it's possible to have an addiction to books, I totally have one. The great thing about reading when I'm too poor to travel (because I'm doing an internship, so basically working full-time for free) is that getting into a good book is like taking a mental vacation. Just recently I got to hang out with a fictional first lady in Washington DC through reading American Wife by Curtis Sittenfeld. I went to London in Confessions of a Shopaholic, I've even been to Paris recently with Left Bank by Kate Muir; all from the comfort of my own couch/bed. Good times.

Brad and I are hooked on paperbackswap.com, where you can post old books for credits, and then you can use your credits to order books from other people. Super cool. You should do it.

I can't wait to take more brain vacations (braincations?) soon, very soon.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

The Graduation Fund

So, here's the deal. I'm broke. I'm in the middle on an internship, where I'm working full time for free. They won't even pay me in sandwiches (I already asked). Therefore, I have created a donation button on the right of the page, just a little under my picture. This is through PayPal, so it's 100% safe. I'll take whatever you want to give me, for whatever reason (graduation present, you just think I'm awesome, etc).